When somebody mentions to me Oregon Ducks football, the following images usually flash around in my dimented brain in chronological succession:
But when the Oregon Ducks revealed their new 2009 wardrobe of football duds to the press, a number of other imagines seared the synapses within my cerebral cortex forever:
There's something definitely wrong with me.
Thanks Nike. I know exactly where to send the bill for the upcoming many hours of hypnosis and memory suppression therapy.
